
GRAND THEFT AUTO IV

It’s all that is being talked about at the moment. There’s a damn reason why! It’s one fucking crazy game, yeah we all know GTA 1 - 2- 3, but it looks like this “episode” of GTA is HUGE! The web has just been overspammed with fake videos, and some real ones! I’ve seen one of the real clips, 2 min before it got deleted from youtube. The power in this game is almost frightening! I mean the fights are longer, the speed is so good in the realistic way, now I’m not really a GTA fanboy, but I’ve played the game so many times! You might say that I don’t know what this game is, and I probably don’t but that just gives me the neutrality if we look at it from two perpectives: The Gamer - The criticizer. I would be just in between. Well enough about my position! I just want to say, if you have the money BUY IT! It’s almost revolutionary in my opinion. Fanboys and girls oO? Are gonna love this “episode” of GTA!
Seriously this is one of the funniest articles I have ever read, it has a little pre - story, and then the 7 confessions. It’s actually quite interesting how Apple works, it’s a funny but also a bit scary! I mean just look at the 6th and 7th confession, what kind of people do that!?
I have actually grown a liking in to this article. I’m not a mac user myself, but sometimes I wish I was, but of course that would mean I would have to spend months of paychecks on a damn laptop! (Yeah I don’t make a lot of money)
It’s not just some kind of “joke” article, it’s actually deeper, and you’ll probably be rather surprised, I sure was when I was done.
Oh yeah here’s the link, what was I thinking!? - 7 Confessions Of An Apple Macintosh Specialist
Also I’ve been searching the “WWW”, and I’ve actually found one damn sweet “gadget” :o!
I’ve found your lifesaver! Your new best friend! The advice that will make you rethink suicide! I proudly a must have product. it is, the immortal.
TOASTER!

just look at her!
Okey, I’m not a big fan of toasters, but seriously this beauty made me want to a hammer and just slam it into the one I have right now (über suckyness). I almost wanna spend my money on it, oh god it’s just so damn beautiful!
It’s more intelligent than it seems! Check it out gearcrave.com (scroll down to the toastaaaarh!)
Oh toaster come with me, let’s travel through my kitchen hand me those toasts, ooh toaster right in time, now don’t burn ‘em toasts. I know you want my “intelligent” toaster. Right before I’m about to leave I hear the click, the toasts are done. Walking out the front door, before I reach the street my eyes suffers a disgusting unfaithful sight in my thrash can, the old toaster lying there, bleeding. Old toaster 2 words for you, f*** you, for all the sucky toasts you made, you dumb prick, you know no timing, now be gone, in my thrash can, you toast hating .. thing, why must you hate toasts?
LITHIUMIONET